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Premium All The Bars Are Closed Awful Unisex T-shirt, Sweatshirt, Hoodie, Long Sleeve Tee
$18.94
Sale price
$18.94
Regular price
$26.94
Fresh Design, Premium Fabric – Printed Just for You
Some clothes you wear. This one wears confidence for you. DTG-printed on buttery-soft Gildan® blanks – the kind of quality you feel the second you put it on.
📸 What you see is a T-Shirt mockup, but don’t stop there – this design comes in 4 different styles: T-Shirt, Long Sleeve, Crewneck Sweatshirt & Hoodie. Choose your favorite and we’ll make it just for you.
The Good Stuff
- 🎨 Zero Compromise – Vivid, detailed DTG print. Throw it in the wash – the design isn’t going anywhere.
- 🧵 Premium Feel – Genuine Gildan® blanks. Ultra Cotton for tees, Heavy Blend for hoodies. You’ll feel the difference.
- 👕 Put It On, Forget It’s There – That’s how comfortable this is. Taped shoulders, tear-away label, classic fit.
- 🇺🇸 Wear It With Pride – Made with American cotton from the US Cotton Trust Protocol. Quality from the ground up.
Fabric & Construction
- T-Shirt & Long Sleeve: 100% US cotton, 5.3–6 oz – soft, breathable, classic fit.
- Crewneck & Hoodie: 50/50 blend at 8 oz – pill-resistant fleece with spandex ribbing.
- Sport Grey is 90/10 cotton/poly for a heathered look.
Find Your Perfect Fit
Reference the charts below before you order:


- Use the color chart to explore your options.
- Check the size chart for measurements.
- Select, add to cart, and enjoy!
Shipping Details
- ✅ Production: 1–3 business days.
- 📦 USA Standard: 3–7 business days.
- ⚡ USA Rush: 3–5 business days.
- 🌍 International: 1–2 weeks.
Your order is freshly printed just for you. Make sure to check the size chart before ordering. Size exchanges aren’t possible for made-to-order items, but we’re here if you need anything.
🛒 More to love at NorthStarTees.com. Designed for you, printed with pride.